Irked with the way in which their owners have been handling the club, Birmingham City FC fans will be holding a Big Blue Dildo protest this month
The year couldn’t get any more bemusing. Just when the COVID pandemic started waning and regressing, Vladimir Putin decided he wanted to take the onus on himself of wrecking fresh havoc on the world.
Big Blues Dildo Protest Being Held By Birmingham City Fans
Unleashing a war against Ukraine, Putin has kept the global stage captivated with his strongarm tactics against Ukraine. And inspired by Putin’s war mongering, Birmingham City fans have decided its time for them to take matters into their own hands as they run out of patience with their Chinese owners.
Birmingham’s next protest against their owners is interesting 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/fCPVfpKrJH
— The72 – We Love the #EFL (@_The72) February 27, 2022
Hahaha The tennis ball protest 😂 pic.twitter.com/RUPea0xScc
— Kieron ☘️ (@Kieronocall) February 12, 2022
Livid over the lack of accountability and investment in the club, the club’s supporters have decided to hurl dildos on the St. Andrew’s pitch during their forthcoming encounter against Hull City on March 12. Coined the Big Blues Dildo protest, the home fans have implored their peers to come armed with the biggest dildos they can get their hands on to throw them during the 96th minute of their showdown.
The fans are also seething over the sordid speed with which renovation work is being carried out in the concourses, one which has rendered a magnitude of the club’s capacity redundant. They had recently turned up at their last home encounter wearing white facemasks against Sheffield United to protest against the club’s faceless Birmingham Sports Holding Ltd group.