During the New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles playoff game last weekend, a chain used to measure the first down marker snapped, but it might have been the best thing to ever happen to the NFL with dominatrix Ana Kalistasia wanting to check the chains
Goddell received an email from Ana Kalistasia.
In response to the chain incident that delayed the New York Giants 7-38 playoff loss to the Philadelphia Eagles last weekend, a professional dominatrix has made a cheeky offer to the NFL.
However, Ana Kalistasia’s usual tools aren’t exactly made for measuring first-down markers in American football. Although unconventional, she has nevertheless offered her services to NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell, which may help increase ratings.
Dominatrix Ana Kalistasia offers Roger Goodell to inspect the chains for NFL playoffs game
🙄"Following the “chain gang” incident during last weekend’s Eagles vs. Giants game, professional dominatrix and cam model Ana Kalistasia (known on CamSoda – an adult webcam site – under the username “Anastasia”) has offered to join the NFL’s chain gang for the NFC Championship." pic.twitter.com/2aipc65oyW
— Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 (@AutowriterDan) January 27, 2023
What does the email say?
The email Goddell received from Kalistasia, a CamSoda employee. The stunning statement boasts that “I frequently utilise chains, whips, and gags (oh my) to delight my followers. It alludes to last Saturday’s mishap. To help you better keep your chains throughout this Sunday’s NFL Conference Championship games, I’m offering my services in this letter.”
In response to the saga, Kalistasia said, “I was astonished to see the chains snap early in the first quarter, before describing her X-rated solution. My chains are older than some of the players, have been subjected to a great deal more strain, and have never snapped.”
“As a football fan, I’d want to volunteer my skills by joining your chain gang to make sure this never happens again. I can start as soon as the upcoming NFC Championship on this coming Sunday. I’d be happy to check out the chains at Lincoln Financial Field before Sunday’s game between the Eagles and 49ers.”
The model joked that Goddell will probably use her soon as she signed off and she will wait for their conversation by writing “Sincerely, Kalistasia Ana adding with Professional Dominatrix and upcoming NFL official cam model.”
Her proposition, if adopted, would undoubtedly alter the NFL’s games, but it would also complicate pre-watershed games. Given that she has 1.2 million Instagram followers, she probably already has a large following.